1 Million AD!!

It's the future!!! Rabbit scientists try to figure out how the chicken evolved to get all the colorful skin texture!! Of course the mystery is lost in the traditions of Easter!! :) Here's wishing everyone a very happy Easter!!
Inspired by Zebra stripe evolution questions! Here's a brand new theory on it http://newswatch.nationalgeographic.com/2014/04/01/zebras-stripes-evolution-animals-science/
For a more humorous theory on zebra stripes, check this: http://www.npr.org/blogs/krulwich/2014/04/19/304531931/so-this-is-how-they-do-it-zebras-getting-stripes

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Continuing on the Halloween theme. I suppose from time to time (vampires) - who else can be more prominent than the Count himself - probably have urge to have a chicken. Imagine a situation where a Chicken is contemplating the question of his lifetime - Why should I cross the road. Well, the Count comes along drooling and the chicken without hesitation realizes the answer to the question. Thankfully the street lights are very powerful!! 

Are you chicken?

Meanwhile, in the Wild West, cats were still jerks. Nobody especially roosters liked being called "Chicken". Sadly, very little has changed since.
(*Inspired by "The Far Side" by Gary Larson)