Why did the chicken cross the road?

Continuing on the Halloween theme. I suppose from time to time (vampires) - who else can be more prominent than the Count himself - probably have urge to have a chicken. Imagine a situation where a Chicken is contemplating the question of his lifetime - Why should I cross the road. Well, the Count comes along drooling and the chicken without hesitation realizes the answer to the question. Thankfully the street lights are very powerful!!